Wisani Makhomisane

Wisani Makhomisane

Wisani Makhomisane
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That's y engineers get all the money

That's y engineers get all the money


Running eCard--I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.


Cross out the word husband and replace with boyfriend, and this is my life!


Oh my gosh, I love this so much that it makes me want to cry! I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

Ain't that the truth?

The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. (or go to the bathroom. or pick up the phone.

Ain't that the truth!

Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Or a man, because psst. - we really don't like skinny.

SO true!!

I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since Pretty much sums it up well.