Lizette Janse
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PACK YOUR BAGS WE ARE GOING ON A GUILT TRIP

Pack your bags, we’re going on a guilt trip. (Magnet on sale at Etsy.

What!?  There are calories in wine?!

Show details for There are calories in wine?: Actually, one medium glass of alcohol white wine has around 130 calories.

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"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. my step mom used to say this all the time growing up lol

Do not summon my inner bitch. She doesn't  play nice.

Do not summon my inner bitch. She doesn't play nice - vintage retro funny quote .no she doesn't! I hate never hated anyone in my life except you!

If you're looking for trouble you hit the jackpot - vintage retro funny quote

If you're looking for trouble you hit the jackpot - vintage retro funny quote.

Yeah, stupid bitch

Vintage memes: Once again honey your shit doesn't add up - vintage retro funny quote

Laughter Lane.

I want to live here! "I live on Laughter. We built our home on Laughter.Meet you on Laughter.My favorite place is Laughter!