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Ate a Salad for Dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. Fine it was pizza, I ate a pizza.

This is exactly what I should tell him now. And I should have told him then, although he has certainly gotten a lot worse than he was then.

Hey, trainwreck, this isn't your station. Keep it movin. No need to stop and speculate on things that aren't your business or concern. Go throw shade somewhere else. I don't need your drama or your subliminal jabs.