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You aren't going to sell much with this message, but if you twisted it to say 'pressure is good for diamonds' and 'we've taken care of the hard part for you' then you have added some humour and said what your brand is about without the hard sell.
"Ekalum. This is dangerous." "I know. Don't you trust me?" "Hardly. I barely know you." "Hah! Two hundred years, and you barely know me? You're dreaming, Maggi-An." "Oh, am I? Yes I must be, because you're here." *crash, and then laughs ensue*