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a quote that says i am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot
All day all night - FunSubstance
a quote that reads, i remember being able to get up without making sound effects good times
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a black and white photo with the words welcome to middle age no one tells you that rig
Welcome to middle age. No one tells you that rigor mortis starts while you're still alive. - iFunny
a black and white photo with the words lucky for me i don't have enough friends for an invention
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i hate it when i pour my self a drink and then have 9 more by accident
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a black and white photo with the words tonight, i'll be having my favorite drink it's called a lot
a black and white photo with the words i may not be your cup of tea but i'm totally your 10th shot of tequila
a black and white photo with the words i don't have the energy to pretend to like you today
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a quote that says alcohol may not be the answer but it sure helps forget the question
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the text reads, deja poo adj the feeling of having heard this crap before
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a black background with the words, my knight in shining armor turned out to be an as above in aluminum foil
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a woman's face with the words i am not like everyone else, i don't pretend to be
I am what I am. Curvypride