Big Bang Theory theme song - This made me giggle! I totally sing it like this!
Friend: Hey, can you please let me copy your homework? Me: We had homework?
The real Timon and Pumbaa?
Rock - Paper - Scissors --- A cop just pulled me over and said papers, so I said scissors, I win, and drove off .
Lose the bartender and serve your alcohol in water coolers. LOVE THIS are water coolers expensive? Would this ruin a water cooler?