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Demotivation Demotivator: Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people.

Demotivation

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. You don’t have to accept being underpaid and mistreated to work here … but it helps! Just kidding. You have to accept being underpaid and mistreated to work here. Read your contract. PERFECT FOR: Fans of meta-commentaries Fans of

CAUTION - Life doesn't always want to be grabbed by the horns.

Caution

CAUTION - Life doesn't always want to be grabbed by the horns.

Mediocrity    It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

Mediocrity

It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

Paper & Pencil, when correctly applied, are aòready the better tools for project planning :-)

Planning

Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

Discovery

A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

TAXES - You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find that you can get what you need taken from you by the government.

Taxes

TAXES - You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find that you can get what you need taken from you by the government.

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Sometimes your spirit tags along with it.

Pain

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Sometimes your spirit tags along with it.

I may not agree with what you say, but I respect your right to be punished for it.

Freedom

I may not agree with what you say, but I respect your right to be punished for it.

If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

Flattery

If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

RESULTS - Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to achieve uncommon results, provided they don't mind you calling them "common people".

Results

RESULTS - Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to achieve uncommon results, provided they don't mind you calling them "common people".