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They say men should come with instructions - but what's the point? Have you ever seen a man read instructions - exactly - Men - You can't live with them.

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They say the truth hurts - and when he's wrong he's wrong - there's only one date when a man is right and that's the - of never - toodles for now - Bev;

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Every Monday morning I give up Wine, Chocolate and Sex - I've usually broken all 3 promises by lunch. Hope your Monday is going as well as mine. What is the thing you give up most - and then.

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Broke the bank.

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My latest squeeze just had to go I'm afraid - he said I never listened to a word he said - or something like that- It's Friday ladies get your freak on - Bev x ;

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S.L.I.F- Sorry Liver It's Friday! My plans? I was supposed to be going to my High School Reunion but I thought why bother, I've got Facebook so I already know who got fat, luckily for me though I still fit into the same earrings I wore back then... Have a good one folks, and remember- the worst decisions make the funniest stories ;) XOXO for now Bev :* pinned with Pinvolve - pinvolve.co

S.L.I.F- Sorry Liver It's Friday! My plans? I was supposed to be going to my High School Reunion but I thought why bother, I've got Facebook so I already know who got fat, luckily for me though I still fit into the same earrings I wore back then... Have a good one folks, and remember- the worst decisions make the funniest stories ;) XOXO for now Bev :* pinned with Pinvolve - pinvolve.co

If the shoe fits - buy it in every colour  - Love  Bev XXX

When it comes between paying my rent and buying a new pair of shoes, you can guess what wins. On that note is there any chance I can borrow a house from somebody for a short while? I'd be more than happy to pay you in last season's Manolo's.

I'd like to invite you all to my 'Sunday Funday'- It entails laying on the couch, not wearing a bra, and binging on 'Storage Wars' & last nights Takeaway- See you there  XOXO for now Bev

I'd like to invite you all to my 'Sunday Funday'- It entails laying on the couch, not wearing a bra, and binging on 'Storage Wars' & last nights Takeaway- See you there XOXO for now Bev

Would anybody like to join me in a brief moment of silence before Saturday night steals our dignity? Cheers & bottoms up everybody  XOXO for now Bev

Would anybody like to join me in a brief moment of silence before Saturday night steals our dignity? Cheers & bottoms up everybody XOXO for now Bev

There comes a moment in each working day when you know you're no longer going to be productive... That moment for me today was 9:02am... TGIF!  XOXO for now, Bev.

There comes a moment in each working day when you know you're no longer going to be productive. That moment for me today was TGIF! XOXO for now, Bev.

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ust remember Ladies, the higher the hair the closer to heaven XOXO for now Bev

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