When most girls sneeze: *adorable little tinker bell fairy pixie sound* When I sneeze: *the demonic screams of an ogre tormented by its human captor*
Faith In Humanity Restored - 10 Images
Idk how to flirt so I'm just gonna stare at you until you marry me.
my head just exploded at how accurate this is
It is insanely hard for me to imagine this. It blows my friggin mind.
... ehh probably not though
Me except the boyfriend part
I'd say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I realise that no one is listening.
Someone posted a whisper, which reads "My prince is not coming on a white horse. He's obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused.