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Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. How Do It Info

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I would break up with him immediately and I would get the BEST boyfriend ever Not anyone like him

if he only wants your breasts, legs and thighs, send him to kfc

"If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC." Don't really like Drake but its a good quote:)

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Yea, they were carefully placed between my shoulder blades, thanks bro.

Me @ so many people I deal with.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ

36 Funny Quotes And Sayings

I do not burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day. :) Sometimes I burn them to the ground. And I've never been NOT happy about my choices to do so :D :)))

37 Of The Funniest Quotes You Will See All Day

Quotes are great, but funny quotes are better. here are 33 of the funniest quotes ever.