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Tell me why my partner for my philosophy project hasn’t shown up to class for the past 3 weeks, and has also not replied to any of my ”when can we meet up" texts... butjust matched with me on tinder and sent me "hey babe what you doing tonight" BITCH IDK WORKING ON OUR PORJECT?! - iFunny
Hey guys... took a small vacation. 1,347 Retweets 7,443 Likes a A guy ate a bat and now i am unemployed. - iFunny