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Lol... after my first & only stint in jail - compliments of a judge who really didn’t approve of my naming my narcopath mother a treacherous bitch in his court - people kept remarking that it seemed like I’d gotten back from vacation due to my fond memories... it had been a welcome involuntary reprieve from the hell of forced association with my narcopath relatives.

Lol... after my first & only stint in jail - compliments of a judge who really didn’t approve of my naming my narcopath mother a treacherous bitch in his court - people kept remarking that it seemed like I’d gotten back from vacation due to my fond memories... it had been a welcome involuntary reprieve from the hell of forced association with my narcopath relatives.

#thoughtshake #qotd

#thoughtshake #qotd

sounds about right, yeah lol

sounds about right, yeah lol

Bitch, please move away from the sunlight, I hate the smell of burning plastic. 27 Insulting 'Bitch Please' Quotes And Meme For Your Enemies

having a tan is one thing but so many women think they need to look like plastic/leather in the summer! Can we say skin cancer/wrinkles plus its very unattractive