When you know you're ugly, but you still have to try daily for a miracle.

You look like a fucking man for christ sake fix your thinning hair you fucking victim

I can relate#funny #lol #lolzonline

I can relate#funny #lol #lolzonline

Ghetto baby carrier - B/c putting the baby in your backpack would be safer...

Ghetto baby carrier - B/c putting the baby in your backpack would be safer.

Nearly every one of my friends i have no idea how i met them they just showed up in my life one day.

Nearly every one of my friends i have no idea how i met them they just showed up in my life one day. Lol cant remember how we met but we are bffls

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You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. The polar bears would be upset.

Like, yes we Southern Baptist women were pants cause we have to do grade children's church, and year olds children's church!

I hope this is a really nice older couple. not some cheating grandpa with his no-grandkids, free spirited, mostly healthy, independent girlfriend that his wife doesn't know about.

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