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Enjoy these hilarious I Don't Give A Fuck Memes! Today's just one of those days! So please back up and keep to yourself! It's nothing personal. We promise.

From the bottom of my heart. I love you. Now IT IS . From the bottom of my heart. Fuck Off.

Right over there. Away from me.

Here's the ever code-able face of Jack Nicholson. Your FACS face of the day (for Paolo). Have fun!

Because at one point i was a nice person...then i had to meet other people.

So I realize apparently this is how u feel the questions are why u feel this way and when did this happen? Will it change? And if you don't plan to change it maybe I should.

TRUE

"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit" yup this is me

go buy a gf, don't forget to tell her she's not allowed to talk to anyone cause that's cheating, what you did to your wife, that's ok cuz she was boring

Don't like me? Lol okay. I don't wake up every single day to impress judgemental hypocrites like you! Oh I love this!

Bahaha...great idea

QUOTE, Funny Sarcasm: 'Those who stir the shitpot should have to lick the spoon.

Basically every story I tell starts with "So this bitch"

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Ouch, take a number ...hahahaha!!!

Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.and please don't assume that the word bitches is referring to women only.

Obama is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip...

Winston Churchill: Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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