A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.
Let's make it happen. Imagine the awestruck faces when your kids realize that omg YOU were a survivor of the apocalypse and you kill zombies and battled aliens. You'd be their biggest hero! Lols, lets do this!