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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I thought you were a genuinely good guy, turns out you're a genuinely good douche bag

Waaaay too true right now, lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing I wouldn't have signed up to begin with.

Fitness Motivation (Stayin_Fit) on Twitter

funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

In fact, Debbi and I are among the first 5 couples in the world to meet online and marry.  We've been together 26 years!

In fact, Debbi and I are among the first 5 couples in the world to meet online and marry. We've been together 26 years!

You're just here for my amusement..

Pretty much false advertising…

I can pay my own bills. I can make my own orgasms. You're just here for my amusement sweetheart.HAHA so true and so funny!

Funny E-Cards That Tell It Like It Is (37 pics) - Picture #33 ...

to go running with me , you ’d better be prepared to walk a lot

Hustle hard

I would rather struggle &work hard for everything I have than have someone tell me "you wouldn't have that if it wasn't for me" if that's you or you know people who do that share and tag em. Our actions should selfless

Girlfriends Be Like. funny girlfriend lol humor funny pictures funny pics funny images really funny pictures funny pictures and images

I wrote a song for you.  I hope you like it.  It's called Your Face Pisses Me Off.

"Your face pisses me off. Oh your face pisses me off. When I see you my hands tremble and wanna give you a slap because your face it pisses me off.

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