Explore Wake Up Early, Get Up, and more!

If they sleep at all...

Funny Confession Ecard: Children who go to bed early, get up early. Children who go to bed late, get up early! So true!

The cashier in the CVS drive thru didn't even ask - she just WAVED lollipops back and forth and grinned at the kids in the back seat.   I said, "No thanks!"  Yeah, that was a fun ride  home....

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

Funny parenting ecard.... Naps

So True! Funny Apology Ecard: Just as an FYI, I won't be needing naps anymore. Good luck getting your shit done while I'm awake!

snarky ecards | E-cards #ParentingEcards

snarky ecards | E-cards #ParentingEcards

your ecards  | your ecards said no mom ever

My Favorite Your E-Cards

Funny Family Ecard: 'Your mega-meltdown tantrum fit totally changed my mind.' Said no mom ever.

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am."

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am." But change parent to Nanny for me.

My Kids Call It "Yelling" When I Raise My Voice, I Call It 'Motivational Speaking For The Selective Listener'!

My Kids Call It "Yelling" When I Raise My Voice, I Call It 'Motivational Speaking For The Selective Listener'!

Families are the reason that God invented Bourbon.

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 74 Pics

I'm vacuuming and singing while the kids try and watch a movie. They need to learn that it sucks to have a quiet time interrupted

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes.

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

I'm not just a wife and a Mother. I'm also an Item Location Specialist.

Funny Family Ecard: I'm not just a wife and a Mother. I'm also an Item Location Specialist.

It may require more than a hug, but at 26 I'm pretty sure my Mom can still fix everything

Perfect for the mom via adoption or surrogacy. Courtesy of Leilani Writer.

Pinterest
Search