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Calling yourself a man but acting like an irresponsible coward, is like calling yourself a genius but drinking a jar of pennies for luck.

Free, Drinking Ecard: Beyonce made a song called single ladies then went home to her husband & left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy.

it's not cellulite, it's my   body's way of saying  "i'm sexy"...in braille

it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

one of my coworkers tbh

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Every time I get over my hate for you in work, you do something new that makes me want to push you in front of a bus.

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I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

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Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.

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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this

you don't realize it at the time, but this is the kind of decision-making that comes with #OCD. with brute-force #anxiety you can accomplish a lot--like not coughing when you have a cough, for fear you might poop your pants. but the added #stress takes a toll on your mind and body, while never really addressing the issue that started the whole thing.

"If you have a bad cough take laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough." - YOUR ECARDS - so crued, but funny

For the fifth time...  I dont wanna come to your cat's birthday party, freak...  My dog is getting married that day.

I didn't get it at first cause I never call people. And thought don't touch the phone if you want it to go to voicemail.

lmfao. this is fantastic (although I may not have the hugest knockers, but hey)

Quote: Two things i know for certain in my life. I have big boobs My taste in music is wonderful

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