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Every time I get mad I just have to remind myself, prison orange is not your color, prison orange is not your color. Prison Orange Is Not Your Color! code gets off

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hmmm I am glad you say more than k to me! wow seriously if I have to text you a paragraph then its important because I would prefer to call you instead......I am so very thankful you dont ignore me either

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

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10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

Preocupate si me quedo callada

Never mistake silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

I am iron man!

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

Yes, i'll take one scoop of "my diet starts tomorrow"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

so true! #dora

Funny pictures about Stranded on a desert island. Oh, and cool pics about Stranded on a desert island. Also, Stranded on a desert island photos.

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

I saw this on Tumblr. The quote is not wise.  It's wiser not to allow anyone to get to you that much--why care that much about someone who annoys you?

LOL funny quote quotes true true story humor anger relate so true relatable PISSED OFF

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

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This happens to me SO often! But many times I am also drunk... haha

Esto me pasa:That awkward moment when people think you're drunk when in fact you're just naturally a blast.

And most people do after they meet them

I love my family! Most of the time. :) I'm kidding. I love them all of the time.

PMS. It Happens.

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sorry random people who take my money at the grocery store for these days. It's my problem not yours. and I can admit that because today is not one of those days.

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