"Oh god it must be too late and I need to sleep cuz I made the face and said "phteven" out loud and now I can't stop laughing." - Not my quote, but it was exactly what I did. Most honest LOL moment of my life.
I kinda' feel sorry for the last beet! Beets are one of my favorite veggies. There's actually a Red Beet Festival in my county in October. Beet ice cream, anyone? Don't laugh, it's my very favorite flavor!