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I'll need a day after one of my favorite characters dies in season 4

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Turns out all my Pinterest clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie.

Turn out all my clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie. Haugen Haugen Barb L Milsaps Soares

Curly hair problems #765 - Seriously. My boyfriend tried to vacuum one time and sucked up so much hair it clogged the vacuum

How I Learned to Tame My Not-So-Perfect Curls

"Dude, I have straight hair and I've got this problem. Except its ten times worse than this." That made me laugh. It is SO much worse with curly hair.

Good question! lol

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Why do people say they're having a tuna-fish sandwich? No one ever says they're having a chicken-bird sandwich.

People can only play with it when I dont plan on going anywhere....

curly hair problem ~so true. i loathe it when people try to touch my hair. i don't touch theirs. why are they trying to touch mine? that is why i have perfected the art of the punch to the throat.

That is what the one mom who always wears yoga pants and a tank top thinks

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

If I ever win the lottery, I'm saying this to the first customer that complains... lol

Free and Funny News Ecard: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted.

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