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My humor, all of my love quotes about my husband. Lol :] It's inconsequential whether you like it or not!

Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

I'd like to apply for the job that lists this as a qualification, please. #humor #ButSoNotKidding

If only sarcasm had been my major.I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude

haha the struggle is real! I usually go for the pj's!

Simple Joys

Funny Weekend Ecard: That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure whether to put on regular clothes or pajama's. *Always choose pajamas!

Pretty much. Don't ever ask what I'm thinking cause I don't even know where to start the list.

Men: if you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2857 tabs open.

haha. I'm not risking ruining a good pair of shoes. I throw pillows. haha.

of women have hurled footwear at a man. The other would never disrespect their shoes like that. Yep my shoes deserve

You should come with a warning label: "I am a lying, cheating dickwad and I intend to take advantage of your kind heart"

Free, Reminders Ecard: You should come with a warning label: "I am a lying, cheating dickwad and I intend to take advantage of your kind heart"

Yep

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: People should really stop expecting normal from me. We all know it will never happen!

That's exactly how much you don't mean to me

No, I don't like or dislike you.>>Gotta remember this one! Lmao so perfect for some ppl in my life

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do. #Mylife #lifeofaworkingclasscitizen

19 Signs You're A Homebody

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do. Wasn't until Uni that I realized I was a homebody