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"Which one of you dwarves makes the greasiest egg sandwich?" View "Snow White Hungover" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor

Reminder: your girlfriends will outlive your husband. Our most re-pinned pinterest pin of the week. Loves it ;)

Reminder: your girlfriends will probably outlive your husband. I'm lucky to have Great and crazy cool friends but I want my hubby around for a long long long time to come as he is my "best" friend

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

the residue of last night's "smokey eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye. OMG thins made me laugh out loud, because it really happens to me.

@Marcie Brewster...we must remember this tactic. Much easier than the dumpster idea! HAHAHA

ironic that i'm watching hoarders right now, and there was a fire in the house. unfortunately the house didn't burn down.

I'm putting this on my resume. People should know my work style upfront.

Casual Friday, Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, Call in Sick Thursday.

We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

Going to Hell in gasoline underwear! That's so funny! Not so much the ugly baby thing.no baby is ugly lol