You know this is right, but then then some of the 50 year olds will want a store too. It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants. You in?
Also when on the phone, if you ask me a question, do not ask, then continue to mumble and repeat it for 30 seconds. Pause, so I can answer it before you talk yourself into a swirling vortex and we both forget why you called.