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You know this is right, but then then some of the 50 year olds will want a store too. It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants. You in?

I for one DON'T hate my job, but I still thought this was hilarious. (And I'm not just saying that because my boss follows me on Pinterest.)

If I have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks me for one, how many chocolate cakes do I have left? That's right, 10 *ahahahahaha, that's right. Ain't no sharing* | eCards

This makes me think of the time me and my girls brought vodka into our senior capstone class in college. We were so wasted, but very active participants during that particular debate.

Haha your not eye candy bitch you better work I don't work on Fridays, I make appearances. Especially on THIS Friday as we wait to hear about the Senate passing - The Recalcitrant Cancer Research Act of Let's do this thing Senators.

Also when on the phone, if you ask me a question, do not ask, then continue to mumble and repeat it for 30 seconds. Pause, so I can answer it before you talk yourself into a swirling vortex and we both forget why you called.