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Great teacher comebacks

Great teacher comebacks

14 Actual Announcements By Flight Attendants. This Is How It Should Be. hahaha! reminds me of when one of our flight attendants said "If you are flying with a young child, or someone who is acting like one,please assist them."

14 Actual Announcements By Flight Attendants. I've heard some pretty good ones while on United Airlines. They can get pretty creative.

One time I got a sample from a tea store at the mall and as I walked away the guy said "tea you later" and his coworker smacked him

I don't know weather I would be the one making the pun or smacking the pun maker! << I'd be the pun maker.

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I'd be a terrible superhero. I'd be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like, "I literally just sat down.

so true!

New patients are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Ain't that the truth!

honestly though. i shouldn't have to lock my phone in order to decline

The first one is when you already answered the call xD man people are so gullible << no it’s not lmao the first picture is when your phone is unlocked. The second one is when it’s locked ( to decline you press the off button twice )

I have like 3 adult coloring books. Guilty.

In the year 2045 a young kid asks his grandpa. How did president Trump ever get elected? You just have to check out the funny reply he gave.

Does your dog bite? (Old but gold Pink Panther)

Does your dog bite? (Old but gold Pink Panther)

And i probably don't want you back anywayz

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "When people try to come back into my life after doing me wrong…sorry I can’t cause I already told my mom what you did "