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Sarcasm

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

This is so me...lol

note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid.we may need to post this at work.

Ha ha ha

This shows us that women expect to be more emotional and want more sentimental things, whereas men just want beer and naked girls. We stereotype genders like this, however I don't think I've ever seen a girl not pleased by a naked man or a beer?

Just give me awhile

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient I will get to you shortly.

Seen this before but it always makes me giggle.                                                                                                                                                                                 More

My chalkboard art obsession: get inspired

Awesome sign in front of coffee shop. Unattended children will be given Espresso And a Free Kitten - funny sign - Cat memes - kitty cat humor funny joke gato chat captions feline laugh photo

Joss Whedon = genius.

"Remember to always be yourself. unless you suck." ~ Joss Whedon (I needed this because some people should NOT be themselves.

Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed fall right asleep stay asleep all night and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day yeah me neither

And I do know how to dispose a body where it will never be found. #taxidermy

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Actually, I've killed many people more than three times.

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