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A girl has to mean a LOT to a guy for him to pause his video game so he can text her back. Guys are addicted to their video games, myself included.

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Funny quotes via Lynne Knowlton !!

I can relate: No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you are if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone you answer it

We ALWAYS find things out. Which is why you shouldn't lie!

A little Inspiration - Never underestimate a Girl's ability to find things out!

Dont beat around the bush!

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We are blessed with many things in life.We have many things in life that makes us happy.There are many things in life which helps us in making good from our life

this is my life...but then i just keep going so i'm known for weird "you had to be there" stories :P

"You know those stories you start out telling. and then you realize there's no point and you wonder, 'why am I telling this story'. It happens to me a lot.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

Sums up why I need my phone.

sooo true it's sad. Before cell phones I knew everybody's phone number by heart, now I'm lucky if I remember my own haha

And (for me) the Stick Stickly address that he used to sing on Nickelodeon. Hehe : )   (Write to me Stick Stickly P.O. Box 963, New York City, New York State, 1-0-1-0-8!) lol

Where are you going? Oh i'm just headed to P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. That funny I was just heading to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney Oh Dory

Hey guys, here are the rules for Texting a girl

Lol so true: Rules for Texting a Girl: Use good grammar Ask questions Use smiley faces Don't take 40 minutes to reply Torres yess

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I don't need to flirt, I will seduce with my awkwardness. Hahahahaha this is so me!

The tiny, short dresses and the short shorts AKA "shanties" (shorts that could be panties) make me want to vomit.

I hate when a girl assumes that since a shirt goes down to the middle of their butt cheeks, that this makes it a dress! And don't get me strayed on girls wearing leggings as pants!

I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

well some of them don't take my breath away, but still suffocate me with their BS.

this is so me!!!:)By Evann

So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

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The Perfect Boyfriend << when I saw this all I thought of was the boys of They would totally do these things. And I wish there were more boys like them in the world.

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