20 Seriously Adorable & Funny Rottweiler Pictures ALL Rotty Fans Will Love - Barmy Pets What you Wish your rottweiler Would Pledge to You We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear while he's on the toilet. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff....(I'll let it go...let it go...) I do not need to suddenly stand straight up while I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I will shake the rainwater out of my coat before entering my house. I will not eat the cats' food, the cat's poop or anything belonging to the cat. (Just keep away from the cat at all times...) I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpeting in the home when I am about to throw up. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it. My head does not belong inside of the refrigerator. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.