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Sneezing rules.

Sometimes driving down the highway a really funny idea for an ecard jumps in my mind. Unfortunately, by the time I get home, the “genius” though has disappear. That’s okay because I still found some really cute ecards.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

The Best Motherhood E-Cards

Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

happy couples on facebook

This is so true it's like people are trying to convince themselves when they post incessantly about their relationships! Beautiful couple though.

I haven't heard from you lately, and I've really enjoyed it.

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

I love running though, it's just wayy too hot.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Compromise?

They say it's better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody

haha yup! @jordanknight :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment when you've been away from your best friend forever, but the moment you reconnect its like you never left.

If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

I'm worried that if I give up drinking, I'll replace It with murdering. Humor | Secrets of a Sarcastic Psychologist | Page 5

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug.

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

If only it were that simple!

The Best Motherhood E-Cards

Funny Confession Ecard: Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free .and three sizes smaller?

Strength + Bail $

Lord give me patience.Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

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