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I see that you've remembered to take your wanker pills this morning...

When you've finished insulting me behind my back, hand me the bill and then fuck off, you ungrateful bastards.

You truly are a wanker of magnanimous proportions.....

Yes, you're a sexist pig and I hate you.

Thanks for emptying this. Now fuck off back to your own home.

Christmas. It costs a fortune, you end up hating everyone and you vow to go abroad next year. But you never do. Fools.