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Crossing my fingers!!

You have noooo idea how many times a day i say something like this! or i say i want to send all stupid people to a freezing cold island in alaska but same thing!

Yep, it may seem like I'm buying your bullshit but I'm really not!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesnt mean Im as stupid as you think I am. Im just laughing inside and waiting to see what%.

women and married life.

Funny Weekend Ecard: So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! I still enjoy my weekends even if part of them are filled with work.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.


« I'ts funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal


Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.


food quote - i eat cake because its somebody's birthday somewhere


Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Throwback Thursday reminds me of when I could drink on a Thursday and still make it to work on Friday.

I have the middle third of that lol.

All I really want is a high paying job that lets me wear yoga pants and hoodies to work & only makes me work 4 days a week.I kinda do have this job.no yoga pants and the pay, well.