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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes out of a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore chocolate counts as a salad. The end.

I'm not OCD, but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct position...

from BuzzFeed

Someone Used A Cardboard Cutout Of The Rock To Make Some Really Hilarious And Totally Stupid Puns

Rock around the Christmas Tree

Do you have chocolate? My mom is going to eat half of my candy and she likes chocolate.

from Etsy

I Will Never Lego - art print

why is everything so funny!

Actually I'm pretty sure chocolate tastes as good as skinny feels.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often.