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I think this describes me to a T.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years AWWWWW!

your girl friends are the ones with flawless support after a bad hair cut, a roll of desperately needed toilet paper passed under the stall wall,  and at your door (stat) with wine, chocolate, pizza, and (hopefully) ice cream when life is a bitch slap of suck-fest.  LONG LIVE GIRL FRIENDS.

to my favorite lady and friend. (minus the husbands.

Precisely.

Precisely.

Starbucks Humor - When is the first day of fall?  When Starbucks starts serving pumpkin spice lattes :-)

Starbucks Humor

First day of fall = Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes! Gotta love it. :-) I love pumpkin spice lattes!

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

my thoughts exactly !

My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

Snapped episode here I come

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Clean Slate, Start With, Ecards, Jokes, E Cards, Email Cards, Memes, Funny Pranks, Funny Jokes

According to my calender, I'm not going to give a shit tomorrow either.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: According to my calender, I'm not going to give a shit tomorrow either

Funnies

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?

National Wine Day & National Margarita Day in the same week?! I'm up for the challenge! #thefitwineaux.

I wonder if heaven is like Target and Starbucks? I believe this is the White Girl's version of Heaven!

Your Heart is an idiot.

Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

iphowned

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad.

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

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