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You never know how strong you are until your power steering goes out.

There's no in-between when it comes to looking ready vs looking homeless for me!

I either have my hair and makeup done, or I look homeless. There is no in between. :) Ryan still loves me when I look homeless :p

Things have to be done by me and my way.

Maybe this is why people get so frustrated with me. But this is totally me. I've got a lot of Aries in the planets in my natal chart, even though I am an early April taurus.

Who better to give you guidance than yourself? You are the person living your experience. You are the person who knows yourself better than anybody else in the world. You are your own best source for advice. Quiet your mind, bring your awareness to center, and you will have all the answers you could ever want to any questions you could ever ask. "Go within; and you will know."

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.

True & other times you just have to sit back & realize  you can't fight with stupid people, there's no need to prove your point or explain anything to a "nobody " with tunnel vision & hearing lol

Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to a point.very true


My bank account balance is a constant reminder that I'm safe from identity theft!

No fucks given

✿ Abundance Everywhere. Law of Attraction at work. This is THE SECRET ✿ ✿ Attract Abundance in Love, Wealth and Health ✿

If those are my options. I choose yoga pants and couch. #Fridays

Naps are good. "Go big or go home," as if going home were a bad thing. Heck yeah I wanna go home. And I'm gonna take a nap when I get there.

Kasper better snap to it! ;)

Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here.

I just smile!

I just smile

Words to Remember! How Beautiful It Is To Stay Silent When Someone Expects You To Be Enraged -So need to work on this!