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A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute. If I do it, I'm an alcoholic.

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I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when 's not my birthday.

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday.

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