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I love you, but I still neglect you way too much and for that I am sorry. You're not making this relationship any easier though when you decide not to help me out at night :)

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

Me: -eats four less marshmallows than yesterday- "Ah yea, losing the pounds already, I can feel it" xD

So Relatable - Relatable Posts- why can't logic work like that you eat like one or two healthy meals you instantly loose weight, or get skinnier

almost to true to be funny

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Relatable Post I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

Lauren Graham http://media-cache3.pinterest.com/upload/139189444702938038_aigDgiGK_f.jpg alik03 words of wisdom

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

Lolsotrue #165 If I still can't hear what you said after you repeated it 3 times, ill just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

For real, 11 year olds with "it's complicated" as their relationship status?

My autocorrect lost all faith in me long ago

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life


To my future kids: You'll start off with a flip phone. I don't care if the Iphone 15 is out by then, you're gonna know the struggle<< well at least they get a flip phone

Short people problems xD

i HATE when short people complain about this. TALL PEOPLE PROBLEM you get happy when you see people taller than you!

'Scuse you, the correct line is "Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates?!" But this is still funny and pretty accurate

Anna's For The First Time In Forever. Who knew we owned a thousand salad plates. Unload the dishwasher lol!