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Funny quotes about life - If you do remember these funny quotes about life than you will always give chill to bad times. You can also share these funny life sayings with others and make them happy too.

For real!!! Get off the effing road during rush hour if you don’t work! That includes you stay at home moms going to meet your tennis crew for a damn coffee!!!

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive around really slow and make everyone late for work.

There are many who need this installation.

Especially in moments of real anger. Truthful words hurt everyone. Then the retaliation begins.

The odds are ...... I don't like, very, very rarely do I say this word, but this is just so me... You betcha

Unless of course some asshole has pissed me off, then my last words will be: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!

I was taught to.....

At that moment. I am Italian we go from 0 to 60 in seconds. So you better be quick bitch!<<<<I'm African American, so you know we're ready to sleep a bitch at any time.

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