"Goodbye, Golf Cart." Dan says, a warm tear dripping down his left cheek. He looks down at the cart, it didn't look back. Dan knows the Golf Cart can't stand goodbyes. The cart's engine starts up. It's Dan's time to leave. He needs to get back to Phil before he realizes Dan is missing. The cart starts rolling forward, when it stops and says... Nothing, because it's a Golf Cart. It drives off into the distance, leaving Dan standing there, with wet cheeks and a broken heart... The End
An old person eats a birthday cake on their own, saying "don't worry, I'm used to it." Meanwhile, a little kid drops their ice cream off their cone onto a cat that was just abandoned by its human. The whole world implodes in a wave of tears. The end.