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"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. "

"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. "

"He slapped my face and shook me like a rag doll, don't that sound like a real man? Well I'm gonna show him what little girls are made of, gunpowder and lead."  -Miranda Lambert

"He slapped my face and shook me like a rag doll, don't that sound like a real man? Well I'm gonna show him what little girls are made of, gunpowder and lead." -Miranda Lambert

My gawd this is true. The amount of effort it takes me to speak to someone I don't like would make you say to me, "Don't hurt yourself. Do you need water?" Life is too short to spend around people you don't like.

My gawd this is true. The amount of effort it takes me to speak to someone I don't like would make you say to me, "Don't hurt yourself. Do you need water?" Life is too short to spend around people you don't like.

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