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WTF

I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's per hour

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself on why I left your stupid religion!

:D quite interesting idea

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

Lord give me patience. Because, if you give me strength, I’m gonna need bail money to go with it.

Lord give me patience. Because if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Don't be fooled

Don't be fooled. Under this cold bitchy exterior is a fiery core of absolute insanity coated in athin layer of "I can be sweet if I wanna"

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