You're Mae Mordabito, or "All the Way Mae." There's really no nice way to tell you you're a slut, but that's exactly what you are. You flirt (and do much more), you poison your chaperone's dinner so you can sneak out after hours, you make the priest drop his Bible during confession, and like to let your bosoms pop out of your uniform just to get attention.
FYI: I would dress up like Madonna for talent shows and (lip) sing to the song, 'A Material Girl.' When I was a child growing up in the 80's. There was always a Madonna cassette in the car, I owned a tutu, and curled my hair in rollers- to tease the next day.