“As Estha stirred the thick jam he thought Two Thoughts and the Two Thoughts he thought were these: a) Anything can happen to anyone. and b) It is best to be prepared.” —Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things
"I read like a librarian, curse like a sailor, dance like a gypsy, think like an executive, dress like a bohemian and love like a hippie. but men aren't attracted to that. they like strippers. This is so not me but just thought it was funny!