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TV Quotes - Barney from How I Met Your Mother

TV Quotes Concept Book by Humberto Torres, via Behanceone of my favorite quotes

"Pleased to meet you, Captain. I'm Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville."

When Ted learned the truth.

"Pleased to meet you, Captain. I'm Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.

Marshall: "Train me, Red bird. Teach me speed." Red bird: "No. I retired long ago."  Marshall: Darn. I really wanted to slap Barney Stinson."  Red bird: "This is to slap Barney Stinson? Yeah. Ok. I'll totally teach you."

Marshall: "Train me, Red bird. Teach me speed." Red bird: "No. I really wanted to slap Barney Stinson." Red bird: "This is to slap Barney Stinson?

Barney: "I need to assert my dominance as a man." Robin: "Don't. Ever. Say. That. To. Any. Girl. Ever." Barney: "Too late!"

"Assert your dominance over women? What is your problem? You have a mother!

Barney. How I Met Your Mother #himym

Barney's hot/crazy chart with the Mendoza diagonal

Based on these facial expressions and the way they are dressed, any HIMYM watcher can probably assume the thoughts of Barney and Ted.

how i met your mother - Barney and Ted awesome friendship

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Barney: "You'll be seeing a lot more of Lisa.And they never saw her again." How I met your mother

So here’s what happened… |LOL, Damn! Funny and Awesome pictures.

Kids, this is why Aunt Robin joined S. This is probably the best thing I have ever seen ever in my entire existence omg

This makes me SO happy! Barney & Robin proposal, How I Met Your Mother.

This makes me SO happy! Barney Robin proposal, How I Met Your Mother.

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