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Ha yes, especially when it hits home! (Don't mess with my family) idc who you are. :)

I really need to work on letting go. I don't have a problem forgiving people, but the forgetting part isn't quite as easy.

This is totally me! I have a "phone voice" and my normal voice which was recently described as "raspy lounge singer" which translates into "man"

My voice is so girly when I talk to strangers, but when i'm with my friends I turn into Morgan Freeman. hahahaha yes!

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Pretty much my life story. Long hair in the summer means messy buns everyday!

Everyone is having babies or getting married

Haha I did all them! Had a baby and worked, then added on college, then got married. Now I'm married, with a kid, working and going to school.is there a medal for that?

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John Green says it like it is

John Green telling it like it is. "Let me explain why I like to pay taxes for schools even though I don't personally have a kid in school: I don't like living in a country with a bunch of stupid people." Yes!

Wish all those weak women at that ridiculous, without me march knew this. Act like a bunch of damsels in distress.

Top 40 Best Girly Quotes & Sayings

The only time a woman is helpless is when her nails are drying. After that, watch out.romThe only time a woman is helpless is when her nails are drying. After that, watch out.

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

a true problem

So true!or blow-drying! HATE this. I always have the fan on when i do my hair!

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