you think Shakespeare is boring? Shakespeare thinks your mom is boring. I don't love Shakespeare, but I that's because I don't catch the humor he uses right away ( that's because I don't read him on leisure time )
My friends are taking German and told me they were singing the German version of happy birthday and I (I’m German) just kinda went “wait there’s a german version?” Like no one sings it there they just sing it in English
That sound you can practically hear in your head right now.