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Take a shower honey, you smell like failure.

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

Oh husband child of mine #husbandhumor #funny

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: Your husband will always be your biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.

Isn't this the truth!!!

World War III. This is the way it is with my dad but my mom will just ask me about it later and think its the weirdest thing ever.

So very true...

You Need More Sleep

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

Awwwww! Gotta buy some for the husband as a "test." Poor him. :)"

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

sometimes you have to put yourself first

The truth is, there is no hero that's going to swoop in and save us. We are our own heroes; we have to save ourselves first.

what if you woke up today with only the things you thanked God for yesterday?

"What if you woke up today with only the things you thanked God for yesterday? Be thankful for what He gives you and be kind enough to thank Him every day for it.

Racism isn't born, folks. It's taught. I have a two year old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.

Denis Leary on racism.

Funny but the truth. Some people should remember this when the first thing out of their mouth is, "That isn't racist." How would you know if you've never experienced it? Maybe you were taught it isn't but actually it is.

Thema davis quotes family dysfunction break the cycle

"Refuse to inherit dysfunction. Learn new ways of living instead of repeating what you lived through." - Thema Davis V One of my life goals!

Never settle, in anything in life. If you don't go after what you want, you will always be short of truly happy.

Do not settle for less than exactly what you want. Your heart's desires are there for a reason. Chase them. Pursue them relentlessly. Do not lose sight of your goals.

be nice:]

But, you know, you can be a patient heart that listen and then be an intelligent mind that gives good advises! Because your advises will always be better if you're able to listen well without judging.

He tells me everyday that I am the most amazing, perfect, beautiful, hottest, gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on. Love him!! <3 <3

Advice on Senior Dating - And then I want him to slowly devour me :) What! You thought it, I just said it :) -I want someone who knows I'm not perfect yet stares at me like I am the most perfect woman he has ever seen.

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