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Google+ It's truly a man and woman's payer..lol..

Yes, It'd be nice if the Woman's Poem came true lol. Dont know what the rest of the Man's poem says, but I hold out hope for a man who wants me just as I am.

Black and White by styleofe on Polyvore featuring Forever 21, J Brand, Call it SPRING and MANGO

Not quite business with the jeans. But a good casual work day. Switch up the jeans to dress pants and deff could rock that to work Work Outfit [Work Fashion, Business Attire, Professional Attire, Professional Wear]

To bother or not to bother? That is the question

"If You Give a Mom a Muffin" This is so my life! I can never make it through a cup of coffee without having to reheat it multiple times.


Funny quotes via Lynne Knowlton !!

I can relate: No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

LOL this is true!! @Tanya Knyazeva Knyazeva Knyazeva Knyazeva Collins this was Holden while we were at the coast!! haha

Rocking a baby to sleep is actually a lot less like a Johnson & Johnson commercial and a lot more like wrestling a 20 lb bag of snakes. (SO true!

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The excuse creator. I couldn't go because the entire Roman empire crapped in my gas tank.

For people who are sarcastic to the point where they can't even tell if they're kidding, or just a bitch.

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.