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You're right. A bitch is a dog, Dogs bark. Bark is sound. Sound travels throuhg the air. Air is full of pollution. No one likes pollution, therfore no one likes you.

You're right. A bitch is a dog, Dogs bark. Bark is sound. Sound travels throuhg the air. Air is full of pollution. No one likes pollution, therfore no one likes you.

Haha I would so say the same thing and not even be surprised my mom just said it!

Haha I would so say the same thing and not even be surprised my mom just said it!

Thats pretty good but even if I missed my boyfriend I wouldn't want him to put himself and/or others in harm's way just to text me back. Thats just irresponsible.

Thats pretty good but even if I missed my boyfriend I wouldn't want him to put himself and/or others in harm's way just to text me back. Thats just irresponsible.

My mom wouldn't understand this, but if someone's does, this is the best way to get out of trouble... lol

My mom wouldn't understand this, but if someone's does, this is the best way to get out of trouble... lol

Chase | Hakuna matata | It means no orgies, for the rest of your days! | OMG NO! I JUST COMPLETELY RUINED LION KING FOR ME! =[[ | It's an orgasm free PHILOSOPHY... oh you didn't do that on purpose? | I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now... |

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