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Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

one of my favorite memes-I always turn down the radio when stuff gets real

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

Hot mess! Drink wine instead!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

Apparently I've been doing yoga everyday for a long time and didn't even know it!

My favorite yoga pose is the Whatever-The-Sanskrit-Word-For-Nap.

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: My office just started Wine Wednesdays! It takes place in the ladies' room handicap stall and I'm the only one who knows about it. Create and send your own custom Drinking ecard.

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: My office just started Wine Wednesdays! It takes place in the ladies' room handicap stall and I'm the only one who knows about it.

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. (Bestest friends talk about both!

We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

"We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby. Smith 'ugly baby judges you!

Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.

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