Hahahahaha! Could you imagine stumbling home after a night of drinking, heel broken, panty hose ripped, lipstick smeared..and hugging this thing for a few hours?? And what if you missed?!?! That would be sooo hard to clean up! Well..not you, b/c if you owned this, someone else would clean it up. THANK THE LORD FOR THE ONES THAT DO HAVE SOMEONE TO CLEAN FOR THEM!